Episode 1

Release Date
May 16th, 2013

Summary
There isn't a hook. Jen talks into a microphone. By herself. It's stream of consciousness with a point. It's like this - Jen wants to talk to you so that you know who she is. Then we can go from there. It's an easy and free thing to do for thoughts that are too long to tweet and ideas that aren't quite yet stand-up or other things. It's your friend leaving you a REALLY LONG voicemail message - hopefully an entertaining one.

Characters
No characters existed yet, but Jen does imitate a drunk girl during her plugs that sounds like the F*** The Haters Girl.

Quotes
"I'm 38, I have a car, I have some dough, I'm sure I could maybe find a cute guy somewhere - it's not even 9 at night - and I'm sitting in my room talking into a microphone."

"If you aren't a narcissist, you are probably not on twitter"

"What if Anne Frank had had a podcast instead of a diary, it would have been so difficult for her to do because she would have had to be whispering."

"I don't want to teach. I don't know if guys who date younger women enjoy the teaching aspect of it, but I don't want to teach anybody. You know, I don't wanna be like 'oh you don't know Zeppelin?..."