Episode 5

Release Date
June 5, 2013

Summary
Jen sits in bed to talk to you about why she never tried drugs, a good hospital experience, learning how to get drunk by trial and error and corrects some pretty weird facts from past episodes.

Quotes
"I used to give myself home facials when I as 8 because I was very concerned with always looking young."

"When I knew I didn't know how to do sex I made it 'a thing': I'm celibate like Morrissey." (as a teen)

"When guys talk to me about sports and I go, "I loved the year the Red Sox won the World Series, it was really wonderful" they're like, "Yeah, but you don't know the IBS on the 2.9 of the free throw yard line". I'm like, but I don't wanna sound like I have some weird, you know, OCD where I read phone books."

"The freaky kids used to hang out at a gazebo on the outskirts of the football field, it was very visually poetic, right? All these kids wearing black and combat boots, you know, they've got their boomboxes playing The Clash, we're all hanging out - I wasn't trying to describe Say Anything but that movie was accurate for a reason."

"We WILL see Armageddon in our lifetime."